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And when Ashley Olsen and her newest old dude boyfriend kissed, everyone around them nearly got heatstroke from the passionate heat shooting off of them. They’ve got the heat of a cold piece of bologna kissing on a pretentious dead fish – Lainey Gossip
Lily Collins and her furry boomerang eyebrow situation were in a magazine – Drunken Stepfather
The moral of the story is, ginger does a career good! – Celebitchy
Auntie Amber Rose met Blac Chyna’s adorable ATM – Drunken Stepfather
Reggie Bush’s knocked up side piece is a gold digging genius – WWTDD
Chrissy Teigen’s chichis went for a stroll – The Superficial
Natalie Portman went to the Israeli Film Festival in a dress that looks like it was made from a bunch of tallits – Popoholic
Two things: Another season of Big Brother is happening right now. And they asked if they could stay in there for the next 4 years after finding out who their future POTUS will be. Do they have room for another? – Towleroad
Not pictured: All of the UGGs-wearing Gilmore Girls stans dropping their Pumpkin Spice Lattes to worship at the feet of their goddesses – IDLYITW
The tattoos don’t match up, but whatever, after this week, I’ll gladly eat up pictures of this reality dude’s Subway foot-long dick – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Michelle Obama covered Vogue for the third time – Popsugar
One of the Cheetah Girls got married – Just Jared
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