Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 7, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

The fuck effort “Hillary Clinton” in the weird fever dream Clinton attack ad.

Future 45 is a pro-Jabba the Trump political action committee that’s got billionaire money behind it and they’ve been spending millions of dollars on Hillary Clinton attack ads that air nationally. With the election FINALLY (and hopefully) ending tomorrow, Future 45’s asshole has been real busy, farting up ad after ad. When FBI director James Comey dramatically declared that they were putting their magnifying glasses over new e-mails that may have been relevant to the Clinton case, Future 45 rushed out an ad about it. But as we all know, Future 45 wasted their money, because James Comedy (typo and it stays) announced yesterday that they didn’t find shit in those e-mails and he proved that he’s that ex-boyfriend who calls you to say, “I think I may have Hepatitis B,” and a week later, after you’ve chewed your fingers down to stubs, tells you, “Just kidding! I don’t!”

Future 45 wasted their funds with that ad, but the $2.99 (and I’m being generous) they spent on making this weird masterpiece of an ad was worth every penny. This ad is a train wreck in every single way. “Hillary Clinton” kills a server with a sledgehammer, destroys a laptop, makes mouth love to a tool, gets high from sniffing bleach and pulls out a chainsaw. Their “Hillary Clinton” looks more like a bottom tier Amy Schumer look-alike and that flammable rayon wig looks like three 99 Cent Store Donald Trump costume wigs that were sloppily glued together. The trick who came up with this work of pure fuckery must have sniffed a whole lot of that bleach.

If they ever get around to making that Expendabelles movie, Chainsaw Hillary needs to be the leader of that team.

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