Night Crumbs

November 1, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

Beyoncé and Jay-Z were Barbié and Ken for Halloween. Being in that box must’ve been nostalgic for Beyoncé, because it probably reminded her of when she was shipped from the Illuminati’s android factory – Lainey Gossip

A Christmas tree skirt and a basic black dress met at a bar one night, got drunk together and then bareback boned each other in the bathroom. 9 months later, the basic black dress gave birth to the shit that Goopy Paltrow wore the other night – Celebitchy

Johnny Depp’s daughter busted out come hither poses in Elle France – Drunken Stepfather

Jessica Lowndes was some kind of slutty sundae for Halloween – (site NSFW) The Nip Slip

If Lindsay Lohan wanted to dress up as a deranged criminal mess for Halloween, she should’ve just went as herself – The Superficial

Joanna Krupa is showing you that Hollywood is a confusing place on October 31st, because a john never knows if a chick is working or just celebrating Slutoween – IDLYITW

Okay, but did Chet Haze dress up as one of the back-up skeletons? – Pajiba

Ben Cohen is so damn rude and selfish. How dare he Skype naked and not turn on all the lights so we can get a good look at his peen situation! – OMG Blog

…Says the rich bitch who has zillions of dollars in the bank and doesn’t have to worry about bill collectors coming for him – Towleroad

It feels like Mila Kunis has been pregnant for 90 months – Popoholic

Calm down, nerds, Eleven will be back on Stranger Things – Just Jared

Since Sarah Michelle Gellar is done with the Cruel Intentions reboot, for now, she can completely focus on getting a network to bring back Ringer! – SOW

Michael BoobLays’ wife thought he was gay at first – Boy Culture

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