Night Crumbs

October 27, 2016 / Posted by:

As Lainey points out, Goopy Paltrow wore a Gucci dress that it made it look like a mighty lotus grew out of her down-low garden and bloomed on her tits. I think I read somewhere that’s a side effect of vagina steaming – Lainey  Gossip 

All of the traitor Brits who didn’t buy Duchess Kate’s Vogue issue should be sent to the gallows! – Celebitchy

You may think that Charli XCX dressed as a slutty devil for Halloween, but she’s actually wearing the ensemble that the Kartrashians wearing during their sacrificial ceremonies in honor of their lord Satan – Drunken Stepfather

Asa from Shahs of Sunset is pregnant with a Jackson baby – Reality Tea

January Jones’ nipples need to get their shit together and synchronize because one’s going one way and the other’s going another way – The Superficial 

Seriously, they really to rehearse – The Nip Slip 

Two pieces of good news: 1. The Spiegel catalog still exists. 2. They put a transgender model on the cover for the first time – Towleroad

Nicole Scherzinger’s raver Princess Leia hair is all wrong with that rejected Erika Jayne dress – Popoholic

This is why I don’t go into nature – SOW

That Jonas brother who isn’t Joe or Nick has another kid now – Popsugar

RIP Vine, at least you gave us that insufferable Nash Grier Just Jared

Bella Hadid is going to be in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show – IDLYITW

In Fuck Me NOT So Gently With A Chainsaw news, the Glee-fied, squeaky clean Heathers reboot from TV Land is still happening and they’ve casts their Heathers – Jezebel

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