Night Crumbs

October 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Take a styling tip from Nicole Kidman: When you’re on your way to the event and someone barfs on your right tit, just tape a tablecloth over the stain and work it, bitch! – Lainey Gossip 

Don’t take a styling tip from Benedict Cumberbatch’s wife by not wearing a hair salon cutting cape as a dress – Celebitchy

That’s Elle Macpherson?!!!! What kind of Photoshop witchery…. – Drunken Stepfather

Kim Zolciak even fills her ass dimples – Reality Tea

In almost every set of pictures of Katy Perry campaigning for Hillary Clinton at a college, you’ll find at least one nerd who is two seconds away from passing out over being so close to those TITS – The Superficial

Jack O’Connell is playing Alexander McQueen in a biopic – Towleroad

Charlize Theron is either annoyed by the paps or she’s annoyed that she, a millionaire movie star, has to buy her own damn milk – The Nip Slip 

I thought Dakota Fanning’s career was going good, but I guess not, because it looks like she had to get a part-time job at a Japanese maid cafe – Popoholic

Two piece: Alessandra Ambrosio is in one – Hollywood Tuna

Don’t you just hate it when a Craigslist trick steals thousands of dollars from you after you eat their ass out? Kayta shares your pain – OMG Blog

In case you didn’t know that we’re all really fucking bored and have run out of shit to do with ourselves – SOW

Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman are making their split final by getting a divorce – HuffPo

Some nerds want Quentin Tarantino to direct Deadpool 2IDLYITW

It must’ve been a really slow pap day in Hawaii – Popsugar

Backdoor Farrah almost got fisted, and not in the way she’s used to, at the Teen Mom reunion – Starcasm

Glenn Close, Bette Midler and Patti LuPone are all going to be in Broadway musicals at the same time. I could slide on a rainbow all the way to NYC, because it’s a great time to be alive and gay! – Just Jared

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