Night Crumbs
Take a styling tip from Nicole Kidman: When you’re on your way to the event and someone barfs on your right tit, just tape a tablecloth over the stain and work it, bitch! – Lainey Gossip
Don’t take a styling tip from Benedict Cumberbatch’s wife by not wearing a hair salon cutting cape as a dress – Celebitchy
That’s Elle Macpherson?!!!! What kind of Photoshop witchery…. – Drunken Stepfather
Kim Zolciak even fills her ass dimples – Reality Tea
In almost every set of pictures of Katy Perry campaigning for Hillary Clinton at a college, you’ll find at least one nerd who is two seconds away from passing out over being so close to those TITS – The Superficial
Jack O’Connell is playing Alexander McQueen in a biopic – Towleroad
Charlize Theron is either annoyed by the paps or she’s annoyed that she, a millionaire movie star, has to buy her own damn milk – The Nip Slip
I thought Dakota Fanning’s career was going good, but I guess not, because it looks like she had to get a part-time job at a Japanese maid cafe – Popoholic
Two piece: Alessandra Ambrosio is in one – Hollywood Tuna
Don’t you just hate it when a Craigslist trick steals thousands of dollars from you after you eat their ass out? Kayta shares your pain – OMG Blog
In case you didn’t know that we’re all really fucking bored and have run out of shit to do with ourselves – SOW
Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman are making their split final by getting a divorce – HuffPo
Some nerds want Quentin Tarantino to direct Deadpool 2 – IDLYITW
It must’ve been a really slow pap day in Hawaii – Popsugar
Backdoor Farrah almost got fisted, and not in the way she’s used to, at the Teen Mom reunion – Starcasm
Glenn Close, Bette Midler and Patti LuPone are all going to be in Broadway musicals at the same time. I could slide on a rainbow all the way to NYC, because it’s a great time to be alive and gay! – Just Jared
Pic: Splash