Night Crumbs

October 13, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s Nicole Kidman and Dev Patel at the London premiere of their movie Lion. She looks like a shellacked porcelain doll and he looks like the mad wizard who brought her to life and is showing her the stars for the first time. What I’m trying to say is that I’m going to need them to star in the Mannequin reboot together – Lainey Gossip

Luke Evans, who once talked about his love of peen and then stopped talking about his love of peen, is really done with talking about his love of peen – Celebitchy

Bethenny Frankel’s Tribeca apartment sold for $7 million in one day. I know ONLY $7 million in Tribeca. Must be a starter studio – Reality Tea

Joanna Krupa really didn’t use enough filters on this ass pic – Drunken Stepfather

Oh, let’s remember the simpler times when Ivanka Trump slipped a nip on the runway – (NSFW) The Nip Slip

“This new Rogue One trailer is for losers.” – Alex Trebek – The Superficial

“HA HA!” at this BMW-driving douche – Hollywood Tuna

Finally some good news, Planet Earth 2 is coming and it’s got sloths in it – Pajiba

Please tell me Robby is going to be the Prince Charming in the second season of Finding Prince Charming – Towleroad

Oh, it’s just Lea Michele trying to do sexyface again in a magazine – Popoholic

Bella Thorne wants to do Demi Lovato – OMG Blog

Nancy O’Dell and her husband are done after 11 years – Just Jared

That Zac Efron-alike who plays a gay porn star in King Cobra is with Luke Evans in the section marked: I Don’t Want To Talk About If I Love Peen Or Not – Boy Culture

When DMing goes wrong, Andy Cohen accidentally tweeted who the Housewives are voting for – Starcasm

Pic: Wenn.com

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