Night Crumbs
St. Angie Jolie’s thin-skinned legal team sent a cease and desist to Perez Hilton for writing about her messy divorce fight. Perez told them to fuck off and to suck his dick and he claims they responded by apologizing. So when Perez Hilton tells a lawyer to fuck off, he gets an apology, but when I do it, I get served with a lawsuit outside of Target after buying lube, vodka and Gardetto’s. Life isn’t fair – Lainey Gossip
Parasite Hilton’s newest living and breathing fashion accessory looks like she already hates life – Celebitchy
But does Erika Jayne pat the octopus? – Reality Tea
For a good five seconds, I really thought that Hilary Duff had a bunny tail taped to her ass. I need sleep – Drunken Stepfather
Samantha Bee dragged Donald Trump by his dead guinea pig hair: part 2,984,391 – The Superficial
The audacity of Bella Hadid thinking that she can pull off the hot outfit that Cristal Conners wears to the Cheetah in Showgirls. Well, Bella thought wrong! – The Nip Slip
Raja as Divine = ???????? – Towleroad
Here’s Anna Kendrick wearing an S&M straitjacket dress – Popoholic
T-Mobile knows what the people want to see! – OMG Blog
Tom Brady is not here for reporters asking about his bro Donald Trump’s “locker room” talk – Pajiba
Another day, another reality trick who is living that champagne life on a beer budget – Starcasm
Heidi Klum LIES! – SOW
UsWeekly says that Kristen Stewart and St. Vincent are definitely bumping hipster ‘ginas – Popsugar
I see Miss Philippines trying to take Miss Austria out – Hollywood Tuna
Rest in peace, Tommy Ford – Just Jared
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