Night Crumbs
Shailene Woodley got arrested today for protesting the Dakota Access Pipeline in Sioux County, North Dakota. Shailene! How are you going to sunbathe your vagina if you’re locked up in the chokey? And now I suddenly have the image of Shailene lying on the floor of her prison cell with her legs up while trying to coochie-catch a little bit of sunshine coming through her window – HuffPo
Usain Bolt and Harry Styles went to the same club on the same night, which means they either just went to the same club on the same night, or they partied together, or they’re fucking. I’m a fan of reasonable scenarios, so I’m going with the third – Lainey Gossip
A few former Secret Service agents have found themselves going from protecting the President of the United States to protecting the President of Fame Whores – Reality Tea
Rita Ora is serving “hooker at a third-tier bordello on Halloween night” glamour – Drunken Stepfather
In case you were wondering, yes, Jon Voight is still a delusional mess – Celebitchy
Pete Campbell as Colonel Sanders looks like the white-haired baby of Buddy Holly and k.d. lang – The Superficial
Kanye West looks so sad in this old promo pic with a topless Lady Gaga, and probably because the photographer wouldn’t let him take his top off too. And his chichis are definitely bigger and juicier than Gaga’s! – (NSFW) The Nip Slip
The name James Hill is as foreign to me as proper grammar, but he’s now one of my favorite celebrities thanks to two words: HARD PEEN!!!! – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Sara Ramirez came out as bi – Towleroad
Wonder Woman is giving me tons of fucking sequins – Popoholic
Someone needs to introduce Bella Thorne and her hickey to a frozen spoon – Hollywood Tuna
Disney thinks that what we really need is a non-traditional and edgy live-action Aladdin movie directed by Guy Ritchie – Popsugar
Ginger Spice is having a second baby. She named her first kid (Bluebell Madonna) after an ice cream brand and a pop star, and if she does that with her second, I hope she goes with Talenti Martika – Just Jared
Lifetime has already shot the umbrella scene for their Brit Brit Spears biopic and it looks like they got it all wrong. Honestly, I’d be more worried about Lifetime if they actually got it right. They’ve turned getting it wrong into an art form! – IDLYITW
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! – Jezebel
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