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October 10, 2016 / Posted by:

Ken Bone! 

I haven’t really seen what the polls have to say about who won last night’s second presidential debate shit show, but I’m sure every poll looks like this:

Donald Trump: -26,000,000,000%

Hillary Clinton: 25%

The Attention Whore Fly That Landed On Hillary Clinton’s Face: 26%

KEN BONE: CLEAR WINNER!

Last night’s town hall debate was just painful and the only bitch who enjoyed it is a sick motherfucker whose favorite fetish involves someone shitting on their eyes as someone else punches them in the throat. But there was one bright shiny star in a smart DXL cable knit sweater who sparkled among all the shit throwing. As the barbecued Dr. Frankenstein’s monster stalked Hillary Clinton and sniffled like a cokehead with asthma, Ken Bone took the mic and asked both candidates about their energy policy. It was a normal question, but because we’re all bored 10-year-olds who giggle at the name “Bone” and were desperately hungry for a ray of sunshine, St. Louis’ own Ken Bone became a viral star! And yes, Ken Bone is short for “Ken, Bone Me Until I Forget About This Trash Election!

Ken “The Boner Maker” Bone trended on Twitter, everyone got themselves a Ken Bone Halloween costume and I’m sure Nurse Patsy from Getting On is already in talks to play Ken Bone in a riveting biopic. Ken Bone is a hero, and he solidified that when he pulled out a disposable camera to capture the moment when he became a STAR! I didn’t know that they made disposable cameras anymore, but I do know that they’re probably sold out everywhere thanks to Ken Bone’s influence!

And why even bother with another debate, because on November 8, everyone is definitely going to write-in the words “Give Me The Bone!” on their ballot.

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