Justin Bieber Got Into A Tiny Fight In Germany

And no, calling the fight “tiny” wasn’t a read on his size. It has more to do with the fact that as far as Justin Bieber tough toddler fight attempts go, this most recent one was pretty small.

The humanoid dutchie Timbit (trust me, it’s the worst flavor – it has raisins) is currently in Europe for his Purpose World Tour. While in Germany earlier this week, Justin Bieber decided to go to a bar, which is fine, because Europe is pretty chill about letting kids drink booze, right? Sadly for Bieber, his night didn’t end with singing “Ein Prosit” after he finished a whole beer. TMZ says that Justin Bieber almost got into a messy fight with a handsy German in a club in Munich.

Sources tell TMZ that it all started after Justin accidentally bumped shoulders with a guy in the club. The guy, who kind of looks like 90s Kiefer Sutherland, had apparently been trying to get Bieber’s attention all night. But Justin was ignoring him. German Kiefer Sutherland clearly wasn’t pleased that the only response he got from Justin Bieber was an “out of my way, unfamous losers” shoulder bump, and he let Bieber know with his hands. German Kiefer sort of drunk-slapped at Justin before grabbing him by the shirt. Justin sort of tried to fight back a little, but the fight was over as soon as Justin’s business partner John Shahidi jumped in and broke it up while a girl in a dirndl held Justin back.

I choose to believe that after the video cuts out, dirndl girl grabs Justin Bieber, The Bodyguard-style, and carries him out through the crowd while a Kraftwerk remix of “Queen of the Night” plays.

It’s a little surprising that Lil’ Tuff Stuff didn’t puff out his chest more and really try to get that fight going. You know, since he’s always up for a throw down. He seemed a little stunned to really fight back when German Kiefer came at him. Either Justin was drunk, or he saw the blonde hair and the janky facial hair and a fight that started over something as petty as a shoulder bump and was like “Wait, is this me from the future?” Yeah, probably both.

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