Night Crumbs
From the Department of OhSoEdgy: Cara Delevingne went to the Burberry show in London looking like a doctor just drew on her chest to prepare her for open heart surgery. And now thanks to Cara, every time I go to the mall, I’m sure I’m going to see some hipster goths with a crooked ass Sharpie line going down their chest – Lainey Gossip
In Jimmy Fallon’s defense, he does ask more hard-hitting questions than Matt Lauer – Celebitchy
I see that someone put two extra shots of espresso in Brit Brit Spears’ Frapp – Drunken Stepfather
Sofia Vergara is giving you Audrina Patridge as Wonder Woman – The Superficial
Add “theater actress” to the never-ending list of careers on Sonja Morgan’s resume – Reality Tea
I was going to say that Kim Kartrashian looks like a day-shift lot lizard here, but that’s offensive since every lot lizard dresses better than this – The Nip Slip
It looks like Logo’s Prince Charming just discovered a place called the “internet” – Towleroad
Ariel Winter went to a pre-Emmy party looking very prom – Popoholic
And here’s Rosie Huntington-Whateverly in half-assed Express Yourself Madonna cosplay – Hollywood Tuna
Steven Tyler bought Kesha’s old house – OMG Blog
Yup, the Jumanji reboot that nobody asked for is going to be a mess – HuffPo
Samantha Bee dragged Jimmy Fallon for not dragging Donald Trump – Pajiba
The marketing team at Paramount Pictures didn’t let that “Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard fucked while making Allied” rumor go to waste today – SOW
The time I mistook Lin-Manuel Miranda for Miles Teller – Just Jared
Alexis Arquette’s death certificate says that she died of a heart attack and had HIV for 29 years – Popsugar
And here’s some more sadness: Curtis Hanson has died – Deadline
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