Night Crumbs

September 16, 2016 / Posted by:

Orlando Bloom bleached his hair blond for a movie and now looks like Draco Malfoy’s smarmy uncle. I was going to ask if the carpet matches the drapes, but the entire internet is probably hoping that question will be answered when he goes naked paddle boarding again – Lainey Gossip

Sarah Hyland served up some Reynolds Wrap nipple action – Drunken Stepfather

Tom Hiddleston feels like everyone is laughing at him for the ToTay mess. No, Tom, we’re laughing with you (no, we’re totally laughing at him) – Celebitchy

Caroline Manzo is going to be a grandma – Reality Tea

I love an ice cold ginge, so I am all about the Nocturnal Animals trailer, but it needs more shirtless Aaron Taylor-JohnsonTowleroad

If Jessica Johnson really wants the ultimate porn star name, she should change her first name to Jessucka – The Superficial 

Hilaria Baldwin is right on schedule with the post-birth lingerie selfies – WWTDD

Future headline: Brit Brit Spears Arrested For Polygamy After Quickie Marrying Several Burger King Cheetos Chicken Fries – Egotastic!

Emily Blunt is dressed like a 70s clown going to a business meeting and I am into it – Popoholic

Kim Kartrashian did something she’s never done before and by “never” I mean 5,698,890,983 times, at least – Celebslam

These kids should headline Lollapalooza – Hollywood Tuna 

I see that Pimp Mama Kris wants Maury to guest star on a very special episode of Rob & Chyna Starcasm

Today is a day that happened, which means that Katt Williams was arrested – The Daily Beast

No to Bradley Cooper’s sad, greasy man bun, but YES to his hot running partner – Just Jared

Woody Allen’s next movie already looks like a mess – Popsugar

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