Night Crumbs

September 8, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

Michael Fassbender (whose peen looks like it’s trying to get comfortable in his pant leg, just let me believe) says that he “gets off” while watching his movies with an audience for the first time. So the next time he watches a movie with an audience for the first time, he shouldn’t be surprised when they all turn away from the screen and face him as they wait for him to “get off” – Lainey Gossip

NeNe Leakes says that Kim Zolciak is going back to The Real Housewives of Atlanta next season. Since Sheree Whitfield is also going back again, I hope we get an encore performance of Sheree shifting Kim’s wig – Reality Tea

Irina Shayk’s impersonation of a mannequin in Glamour Russia is pretty spot-on – Drunken Stepfather

Joe ManJello is playing Deathstroke in Ben Affleck’s Batman movie. I am all for this if Deathstroke is a villain who strokes himself until he’s hard and then uses his dick to beat his enemies – The Superficial

Chris Pine loves Gay Sulu – Towleroad

Kim Kartrashian looks like two hams in an oven bag – The Nip Slip

In the future, I may find myself staring at that damn hospital door on a live feed again, because Duchess Kate and Prince William are maybe thinking about having another baby royale – Jezebel

Please don’t tell me that Emily RideAJetSki is wearing Yeezy – Hollywood Tuna

Paulie from Big Brother showed his bro nalgas – OMG Blog

Let them eat cake, cake, cake, cake, cake: RiRi posed as some kind of 90s Marie Antoinette – IDLYITW

You know, I’ve been telling people forever that Grease is really a dying teenager’s coma fantasy – SOW

Melissa George went to the hospital after she was allegedly beaten up by her ~~husband~~ partner in Paris – Just Jared

And after that horrific shit, here’s an acid trip cat ballet – Popsugar

Pic: Getty

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