Hot Slut Of The Day!
The stunning bronze anus that sat next to Andy Cohen during The Real Housewives of New York City reunion!
The Real DrunkMesses of New York City reunion shows seem to go on longer than the damn series itself, but at least this time around, Andy Cohen brought along a sparkling sidekick to distract our eyeballs when we need a break from all of the insane fuckery. Andy Cohen is so rich that he probably shits fine metals, so that blow-up bronze butt flower could be a sculpture of his own opulent b-hole. Who knows, but I do know that exquisitely-crafted bronze anus should become a regular fixture at all Housewives reunions, because it is the butthole of reason. If you watch the reunions while drunk (and there’s really no other way) and stare at that bronze asshole, you can practically hear it say, “I’m the anus here and all of you messes are spewing more shit than I am.”
And when you’ve got Bethenny Frankel and Countess LuAnn in the room with you, it’s hard to be the biggest asshole, but that gorgeous bronze anus managed to do it. Okay, it still wasn’t the biggest asshole in the room, but it definitely was the most gorgeous.
(Thanks, Brian!)