Night Crumbs

September 2, 2016 / Posted by:

In an UGH-inducing conversation with Amy Schumer for her newsletter Lenny, Lena Dunham talks about sitting next to NFL player Odell Beckham Jr. at the Met Gala and goes on to assume that he didn’t talk to her because he was confused by her body shape and didn’t know if he wanted to fuck her or not. Since we’re all assuming here, I’m going to assume that Odell didn’t talk to her because she’s Lena Dunham and knows the kind of shit that comes out of her mouth – Jezebel

Leonardo DiCatchAHo and his latest blond model piece are still together. Wikipedia tells me that she turns 25 next March, so at least she’ll get a Christmas present from him before he drops her in the expired bin – Lainey Gossip

Charlotte McKinney wore the second chocolate pudding roll-up dress I’ve seen this week. The universe is seriously taunting me since they don’t make pudding roll-ups anymore – Drunken Stepfather

Chris Brown lost out on a role in Power because STARZ didn’t want to deal with him – The Superficial 

Dear Duchess Kate, Sharon Stone did the “pairing The Gap with designer shit” thing first and better – Celebitchy

Kim Zolciak may have to switch from weekly Juvederm injections to weekly Plumber’s Putty injections, because her husband is out of a job – Reality Tea

It’s hard for me to look at pictures of Lea Michele without thinking, “God, I wish Jessica Lange would sashay by and ignore her.”  – The Nip Slip 

Tales From The Thirst Side: Kaley Cuoco’s left tit made an appearance on Snapchat – Hollywood Tuna 

In the game of “Who’s more masc?“, Ian McKellen thinks that us gay dudes win out against straight dudes because we fuck men. Okay…. – Towleroad

Emma Stone looks like she’s covered in sequined snap bracelets – Popoholic

Please, sir, can I have NONE of this? – Pajiba

Nick and Vanessa Lachey made another baby – Just Jared

The chick who claims that Fist Brown pulled a gun on her may have set him up and I just can’t – IDLYITW

Mimi’s brother shit on her for a check – OMG Blog

And let’s end this Friday with some man nipples provided by Sam HuntPopsugar


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