Hot Slut Of The Day!
Laura Perlongo, the knocked up girlfriend of Catfish’s Nev Schulman who wore an ensemble from a Pea in the Pod’s LOOK AT ME OH GOD LOOK AT ME collection.
Paramedics with armfuls of IV drips full of Gatorade and Pedialyte are usually standing by at the MTV VMAs, because so many thirsty tricks show up with stage 10 dehydration. But paramedics weren’t that busy last night, because the “white carpet” was pretty tame and boring and nobody showed up in nothing but a bedazzled clit mitten (a clitten), a dangling anal ring and blinking neon light pasties. (Miley Cyrus didn’t go or she would’ve worn that.) But thankfully, someone did get the memo to look as attention-starved as possible!
Laura served up baby brain chic and I say “baby brain chic,” because she obviously forgot to wear a shirt. Laura paired a bootleg Member’s Only jacket and a body chain from Spencer’s Gifts with a touch of Demi Moore’s Vanity Fair cover. What I love most is that besides Laura not wearing a shirt, they’re dressed so normal. They look like they’re going to dinner at Applebee’s. They were probably heading out the door and realized that since nobody is really checking for them, they have to do something extra thirsty to get attention so Laura lost the shirt. Such a simple move that got them maximum attention whore results.
And Laura and Nev really made eyeballs roll every which way when he dropped to his knees and hugged and kissed on her bump. They became a living and breathing Awkward Family Photos pregnancy picture. Thank you, Laura and Nev, for leaving your shame and shirt at home. Someone had to!
