I Think Beyonce Cast Several Illuminati Spells During Her VMAs Performance

August 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Those demonic cunt-hearted executives at Mylan Pharmaceuticals became even richer tonight when thousands upon thousands of members of the Behive needed to use several EpiPens after nearly stinging themselves dead when their Queen performed for what felt like 4 hours during the MTV VMAs.

Tonight on MTV was the BEYONCE EXTRAVAGANZA SHOW (featuring that awards show where they sometimes give out a moon man trophy) and she spent a chunk of time delivering a few songs from “Lemonade.” In the span of her entire performance, Beyonce did a few Illuminati rituals, re-enacted the Salem Witch Trials in its entirety and tried to lure Dracula out by presenting all of his brides.

Thanks for the “Lemonade,” Beyoncé.

Posted by MTV on Sunday, August 28, 2016


If you work with a hardcore member of the Beyhive expect them to call in dead tomorrow morning, because their Jesus’ performance killed them and it’s a little hard to go to work when they’re lying in a casket.

And here’s Beyonce wearing some kind of “Liberace as a Fraggle Rock” shit while posing with Blue Ivy Carter on the white carpet. If you turned these pictures of Beyonce upside down, it’d look like she’s coming out of a Muppet’s pussy.

Pics: Wenn.com, Getty

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