Night Crumbs
Cara Delawhatever told a story about how she, Uzo Udaba and Ruby Rose busted a ghost prank on Kesha and others during Taylor Swift’s all-star Fourth of July weekend party. So yeah, Taylor’s sleepovers are totally like 8th grade slumber parties, only the pair of panties that get frozen are usually made by La Perla – Lainey Gossip
Maybe Ariana Grande Latte’s piece broke up with her because he wants to testify against her when she’s finally charged with terrorizing donuts! – Celebitchy
What in mom going to Spring Break in Panama City Beach circa 1989 HELL is Nicole Scherzinger wearing? – Egotastic!
Just when I think my standards can’t possibly get any lower, I look at a picture of Caroline Manzo’s kin, and think, yup, I’d let him all up into my donut hole – Reality Tea
I think I’d rather drink a gallon jug full of hot STD stew from the Jersey Shore hot tub than watch Snooki’s video again – Drunken Stepfather
If you’re a contestant on The Bachelor Australia and you get a rose but don’t want it, make it go away by eating it – Jezebel
Hilary Duff’s got another crazed stalker – The Superficial
Oh, Stephen Colbert, don’t be silly! Donald Trump has never sucked Vladimir Putin’s dick. He’s too busy sticking his tongue up Putin’s pooter – Towleroad
Lot lizard elegance brought to you by Charlotte McKinney – IDLYITW
The people behind the Bad Moms premiere invited anti-vaxxer Kristin Calamari. I see what they did there! – Hollywood Tuna
In slow pap day news, the paps papped Hailey Baldwin – Popoholic
Are we sure this isn’t really a picture of the Supergirl and Superman action figures? – SOW
MTV Classic shouldn’t bother existing unless they bring back Just Say Julie reruns too! – HuffPo
That dude Kelly Sears Roebuck is bending over in front of is probably like, “Err, okay, but I’d rather have a tip in money form.” – The Nip Slip
One of Phaedra Parks’ ex-clients showed up to her office with a bomb – Starcasm
A few Republicans just found out that Bradley Cooper isn’t really an American sniper who was killed 3 years ago…. – Just Jared
Um, is this picture of Diane Kruger a vacation pic or a waist trainer ad? – Popsugar