Night Crumbs
Idris Elba is out pimping his role in the new Star Trek movie, but every reporter keeps asking him about Bond even though he says nothing is going on with Bond. Hollywood has really only done one thing right (Showgirls), so I doubt Idris will be cast as Bond. But if he wants it, he needs to lay low and not do anything drastic like, I don’t know, get into a PR relationship with a nerve-killing pop star – Lainey Gossip
Calum Best, the douche who is best known in the US for humping on Lindsay Lohan, wants you to think he has a “brand,” and no that brand isn’t Valtrex – Reality Tea
Here’s Gigi Hadid grabbing her tit while in elegant Moe Howard drag because *~fashion~* – Drunken Stepfather
John Cho wasn’t totally sold on “Gay Sulu” at first – Celebitchy
Your reminder that gold digging champion Jerry Hall is still rubbing on billionaire villain Rupert Murdoch and his frowning blobfish torso – The Superficial
These pictures of Joanna Krupa pumping gas should be labeled as certified organic because they are just so natural – The Nip Slip
Anti-Panty Creamer of the Day: Bradley Cooper’s tiny man bun – Popsugar
Take in the hotness of this topless dude working out with a pussy while you can, because it’s only a matter of time before that claws his face and pecs off – Towleroad
Matt Damon was lucky enough to have been touched by sass delivered by Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness – Jezebel
Amber Rose looks hot for just having cataract surgery – Hollywood Tuna
I see that shameless basic Jessica Biel trying to steal Hilary Duff’s “walking to my car in front of the paps” gig – Popoholic
You can finally close your eyes and sleep well now, because Meghan Trainor has decided that she’s going to vote after all – Just Jared
So I guess this means that Melania Trump is going to be on Carpool Karaoke on Thursday – Pajiba
Tom Sizemore still exists and he is still a throbbing gooch pimple of rage – HuffPo
Lady Gaga yodeled for Mexican foster children – OMG Blog
This is what Limahl looks like now and yes, I still would – SOW
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