Night Crumbs

June 23, 2016 / Posted by:

Lainey has a blind item about a famous man whore, partier and actor who is currently in a serious relationship, but sends one of his exes a fancy purse every month so she’ll keep her mouth shut about how he has herpes. My first guess was Leonardo DiCatcho, but I think he’s currently allergic to serious relationships. My second guess was Gerard Butler, but I don’t think he gives a shit enough to send a hush present. So I’m going to go with my third guess, Ed Asner – Lainey Gossip 

In case you don’t watch Real DrunkWives of New York City and want to know about Bethenny Frankel’s health situation, she has fibroids – Reality Tea 

Amber Heard apparently thought Johnny Depp was passing his queso-covered peen to another – Celebitchy

What the head bitch of Disney meant to say is, “Huh? What personal problems?”, before diving into the pool of money he made from Pirates of the Caribbean crap – The Superficial 

FYI: That child who sings “Stitches” isn’t gay, but he did come out as the kind of dude who watches his own interviews on YouTube – Towleroad

Louisiana blossom Brit Brit Spears continues to show us that she’s the queen of weaves, twirling and fashion – Drunken Stepfather

Ben Affleck loves that slur-fest of an interview where he made it clear that he wants to butt birth one of Tom Brady’s babies – Jezebel

A reminder that we’re all older than we’ve ever been: Nintendo 64 turned 20 – Egotastic

This list of the 7 best songs of the 90s is invalid without some Adina Howard on it – Pajiba

I have no idea what’s going on with Chloe Grace Moretz’s outfit – Popoholic

Taylor Swift’s ass pads may have made an encore appearance on her butt – IDLYITW

Disappointment IS me thinking these were new pictures of Bai Ling. Confusion IS me wondering who in the hell Bip Ling is – Hollywood Tuna 

Since the second season of True Detective was shit, The Texas T-Rex may go back to save it during its time of need  – Starcasm

Kanye West must be Chun-Li’s new stylist – OMG Blog

David Beckham wore too many clothes to Fashion Week in Paris – Popsugar

Kelly McGillis was attacked by a crazed stalker – Just Jared

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