Night Crumbs
Beyonce is on beycation in Hawaii, and since the promo never ends, she wore a lemon crown and necklace. Her lemon crown and necklace are probably solid gold and cost $90,000 each, but I can’t wait to see the members of the Beyhive work their own cheap bitch version made from gold rope and empty lemon juice containers – Lainey Gossip
Tom Hiddleston claims that his butt is not dangerous. Um, I’m sure Tom’s butt is dangerous after he eats Taco Bell. Everyone’s butt is dangerous after eating Taco Bell – Celebitchy
And Andy Cohen will beg Lauri Peterson to go back to Real Housewives of Orange County in 3…2…. – Reality Tea
Michael Jackson was reportedly into some dark-sided and unholy shit that’ll make you wish you could drill a hole into your skull and pour bleach in – The Superficial
Bella Thorne Snapchatted her bare back – Hollywood Tuna
In “people have wars in their countries” news, Billy Eichner and Ross Matthews got into a Twitter fight over a dumb Capital One commercial – Towleroad
WARNING: Pull out the eyeball Band-Aids, because Elle Fanning’s V Magazine spread is so edgy it’ll leave paper cuts on your eyes – Drunken Stepfather
And keep those eyeball Band-Aids out, because you may get poked in the eye by Jennifer Aniston’s hard nip – The Nip Slip
Katy Perry either shaded Taylor Swift with her perfume name or everybody is spraining several muscles from all the reaching – Jezebel
Kermit the Frog should really sue Good Morning America for this – Pajiba
Okay, but I’m still waiting for an action figure of the Backin’ Up Lady – OMG Blog
Blake NotSoLively looks like she’s wearing someone’s mother’s prom dress from the 60s – Popoholic
Hilary Duff’s trainer may be her piece after all – HuffPo
This mini Mean Girls reunion had me at “Chibi the Chihuahua” – Boy Culture
Iggy Azalea didn’t throw all of Nick Young’s shit out of her house after all – Just Jared
I’m a little disappointed about the fact that THE QUEEN’s iPad isn’t gold too – Popsugar
Pic: Beyonce.com