Night Crumbs
Goopy Paltrow’s Manhattan white palace is on the market for $12.8 million and it’s been described as an apartment that “floats above the cobblestone streets like a pale, dreamy cloud.” That pretentious ass description makes me want to barf…. all over that kitchen that’s more sterile and ice cold than Goopy herself – Lainey Gossip
Oh yeah, I forgot that professional paparazzi bikini model LeAnn Rimes is a singer too – Celebitchy
Meghan King Edmonds from The Real PlasticWives of Orange County is knocked up – Reality Tea
One of the Pretty Little Liars did her best JLo cosplay – Drunken Stepfather
Charlotte McKinney’s magnificent chichis braved the heat for the sake of a little pap action – The Superficial
What in slutty space granny HELL is Lindsay Lohan wearing? – The Nip Slip
The Photoshop Awards: Priyanka Chopra’s armpit – Jezebel
Looking, a show I forgot happened, is back with a trailer for its 2-hour finale movie – Towleroad
Germany’s Finest Rose kissed another delicate blossom, and I’m guessing it’s because they’re genuine lesbians in love and not because they’re shameless attention whores – Hollywood Tuna
RIP Penny Dreadful – Pajiba
MiserAlba’s shoes look like orthopedic goth sandals from the 90s – Popoholic
That dog totally just butt burped on Heidi Klum’s tit – SOW
Carly Rae Jepsen is doing shampoo commercials in Japan – OMG Blog
What I’m getting from that picture is that RiRi really wants LeBron James to jizz out his number on her stomach – IDLYITW
Idris Elba, Alexander Skarsgard and Prince Hot Ginge, take note, this is how you should pose on the red carpet – Popsugar
Panty Creamers of the Day: Alexander Skarsgard and Theo James bring their nipples out in some movie – Just Jared
Pic: GOOP