Open Post: Hosted By A Sweet Moment Between ASkars And A Roo

June 14, 2016 / Posted by:

Alexander Skarsgard has started pushing that blasphemous loincloth-less Tarzan movie, and today he posed with a bunch of animal friends at the Wild Life Sydney Zoo. Askars let a kangaroo kiss him, he pet an echidna and he had a staring contest with a giant snake. The pictures of ASkars handling a giant snake are the closest I will ever get to seeing him, Jon Hamm and the Hammaconda in a gay porn together.

I want to let my jealousy take over and call that kangaroo a home wrecking skank whore, but I can’t hate on that adorable thing. If ASkars puckered up for me and let me lick him, they’d have to beat me with a boomerang to get me off of him.

Pic: Getty

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