Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Bringing Some Pristine American Freshness To Madrid

June 10, 2016 / Posted by:

Fresh off from reuniting with an artifact from 2008, the deep fried Dorito we all know as Lindsay Lohan showed up to an Uno de 50 event in Madrid looking like a freshly bloomed ginger daffodil gently blowing in the breezes on a spring morning. Uno de 50 isn’t only how old LiLo looks in these pictures, it’s also the name of a jewelry store. Yes, a jewelry store invited LiLo to one of their events.

They must either not know anything about LiLo or they have all kinds of insurance. They may have to call up their insurance company. Because I wouldn’t be too surprised if a salesperson noticed that all of the cases were empty just as LiLo ran out of the store while a loud clink clink sound came from her ugly double sack dress. Oh, that LiLo! At it again!


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