Night Crumbs
Sam Hunt, that country star who makes everyone shoot out a geyser of crotch cream, went to the CMT Music Awards dressed like a frat douche going to play golf with his rich dad on a Sunday afternoon. And yes, I would – Lainey Gossip
In case you were wondering, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s divorce is still happening. It’s just set to “no rush” – Celebitchy
Cindy Crawford is giving you 60s fembot dominatrix in some magazine – Drunken Stepfather
This has to be one of the weirdest and most disturbing outfits I’ve ever seen Lady Gaga wear, and that’s because it’s 100% normal – The Nip Slip
In this movie Ariel Winter is doing with Burt Reynolds, she’s either playing a day-shift lot lizard or a chick who dresses like she’s going to Coachella every single day – The Superficial
Someone gave Yolanda FosterHadidWhatever a lifetime achievement award for talking about having Lyme disease – Reality Tea
Poke at me when the all-female Ocean’s 11 adds Phoebe Price, Bai Ling and La Toya Jackson to the cast – Jezebel
Add Queen to the never-ending list of bands who want nothing to do with Jabba the Trump’s campaign – Towleroad
From the department of “Has It Really Come To This?”: The paparazzi are taking pictures of Tyga’s rumored piece – Popoholic
It looks like Maria Sharapova is training to become the #1 player in the beach paddle ball circuit. Take that, International Tennis Federation! – Hollywood Tuna
When Obama met Madge – Boy Culture
Okay, I guess Nick Jonas can now say that he’s hooked up with two dudes in his life – OMG Blog
I am ready to binge-watch Winona Ryder’s Netflix show, but please tell me she’s saying, “Did you suck his cock?“, in that screen shot – Pajiba
Beyonce sneezed. It was news – HuffPo
Rob Lowe is getting roasted – SOW
Jeremy Jordan’s cousin left that “pray the gay away” camp – Just Jared
Portia de Rossi used to have such impeccable taste in fashion and hairstyles. What happened?! – Popsugar
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