Night Crumbs
Page Six claims that Tommy Cruise hasn’t seen Suri Cruise live and in person in almost 3 years and it’s all because of… wait for it…. wait for it… Scientology. Duh. That’s sad, because yeah, Suri practiced walking in kitten heels while Tommy Girl was in her life, but when she gets older, who’s really going to teach her how to work a pair of extra high heels like no other? – Celebitchy
“Here I am at a beautiful hotel on a beautiful island in beautiful Greece and all I can do is wish that I was the third wheel on a date with Leo and some model.” – Lukas Haas in that picture – Lainey Gossip
That white-haired dragon chick from Game of Thrones is in Violet Grey magazine – Drunken Stepfather
Yolanda FosterHadidWhatever is once again proving that having Lyme isn’t sooooo bad when you’re an unemployed gazillionaire and can relax your body in Tahiti – Reality Tea
Dolly Parton, the only voice I really care about, finally has something to say about those dumb bathroom bills – Towleroad
Here’s Elle Fanning looking like Lemon Meringue from Strawberry Shortcake going to the prom – Popoholic
Tyga’s new piece might be a hooker, which explains why she’s doing him. For Kylie Jenner, it may also explain why she’s getting weird and huge charges on the credit card she let Tyga use – IDLYITW
A knocked up Savannah Guthrie isn’t going to Rio for the Olympics because Zika – Jezebel
Hmmmm….can I sue Beyonce for this junk food-filled gut of mine? – Pajiba
Every ho at the Warcraft premiere should’ve taken their ass home as soon as Jamie Lee Curtis hit the black carpet – Popsugar
Bob the Drag Queen is workin’ it for PrEP – OMG Blog
Every famous bitch from A to the Zzzz-list is getting hacked on Twatter – HuffPo
Hmmmm…. I smell a spin-off and it’s called So You Think You Can Barf On Paula? – SOW
Xtina went ginger and is giving me “Angie Everhart in Jade” glamour – Just Jared
If you don’t like to feel warmness in your chest and wetness in your dried-up tear ducts, don’t watch this video of the last surviving 9/11 search dog getting a proper send-off to heaven – Hollywood Tuna
Pic: Wenn.com