Night Crumbs

June 2, 2016 / Posted by:

QUICK! Put the definition of True Love on suicide watch. Because first Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris broke up, and now Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid are over after 7 long months! But sources say that Zayn and Gigi could successfully renegotiate their contract, I mean, get back together, so tell True Love to hold on! – Popsugar

If Prince Hot Ginge ever hooks up with Taylor Swift, I’ll never fap to his pictures again. Okay, I still will, but I’ll be really disappointed and angry while doing so – Lainey Gossip

Marion Cotillard’s bare nipples went to the beach (NSFW for bare lady nipples) – Drunken Stepfather

This has happened before and it will happen again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again… – The Superficial 

If Gwen Stefani really gets knocked up with a PR baby from her PR boyfriend (I will forever believe), then NBC should just go ahead and give her half of the company for going above and beyond the call of PR duty – Celebitchy

Kenya Moore and that personal trainer broke up, and yes, shit ended with drama – Reality Tea

I think the paparazzi caught Charlotte McKinney just as she finally pooted out a stubborn fart – Popoholic

Things I don’t want to know: What a Belieber will do with one of Justin Bieber’s dreads – SOW

Colton Haynes went blond – Towleroad

Lea Michele is in a one piece – Popoholic

Ryan Gosling’s shrink once told him he needs to lighten up and “do comedy.” And just like that, a bunch of hard-up fangirls legally changed their names to “Comedy” – HuffPo

Since we’re all old, none of us are probably going to live to see the Hamilton movie – Pajiba

And since we’re all broke, none of us will probably be able to buy a $10,000 scalped ticket to see Lin-Manuel Miranda before he leaves Hamilton next month – Jezebel

If a Barbie-loving gay boy circa 1984 was Mimi’s stylist, this is exactly the look he’d give her – Hollywood Tuna

Shameless stunt queens be stuntin’ – WWTDD

Vintage Joe ManJello (complete with acne and a tragic Eminem ‘do) – Boy Culture

I see Calvin Harris trying to look like his publicist is not leaking stories about his break-up by tweeting out this amicable ass tweet. I see you, Cal Cal!  – Just Jared

And let’s end with a perfect headline that is perfect:



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