The Messy Custody Fight Drama Between Madge And Guy Ritchie Is Almost Over

June 1, 2016 / Posted by:

Just when you thought that nothing could be more horrifying than Madge in an Illuminati ritual mask, your eyes scroll down to those jeans which look like they were made by JNCO! This 90s fashion comeback has gone too, too far.

No, Madge isn’t wearing that mask (which is very “Madge after her 10th face lift and 10,000th Botox session“) to a sacrificial Illuminate ceremony. Madge took her kids, Lourdes and Rocco, to that theatrical experience called Sleep No More last night. Everyone has to wear an Eyes Wide Shut mask while watching it. People says that 15-year-old Rocco Ritchie is back in NYC after he’s been living with his dad Guy Ritchie in London for a while.

People also says that Madge and Guy were supposed to be in court today for a “tentatively scheduled court hearing” over where Rocco should live, but that shit was canceled. Guy’s lawyer, however, tells Page Six that everything still isn’t unicorn burps and kitten kisses, but they’re close to finally cleaning up the train wreck that was their custody fight. He says today’s custody hearing was pushed to June 14.

“The fat lady has not sung. We’re close. The case is not settled but we’re very hopeful. Rocco is visiting his mother as we speak in New York. Hopefully whatever issues remain will be resolved.”

Rocco visiting his mom in NYC wasn’t even part of their custody agreement. Both sides agreed to the visit and Rocco wanted to go.

Who knew that when New York Supreme Court Justice, Judge Deborah, told Madge and Guy to stop being such flaming attention whores and quit playing this custody foolery out in the press, they would actually listen. Things have been pretty quiet since then and it looks like they may actually work this out. Judge Deborah is magic! She must be a good witch who uses her powers to achieve the impossible like temporarily de-fame whoring the likes of Madge and Guy for the sake of their kid. Does Judge Deborah also do charity work, because I’m going to need her to call Prince Hot Ginge’s personal line and tell him to stop fighting fate and give in to a certain pathetic skinny fat gay blogger. Everybody listens to Judge Deborah! But really, I won’t believe that things are all good between them, until the fat lady muscle lady named Madge sings by saying to an audience that she’s now cool with that cunt she married once.

Pics: Splash

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