Night Crumbs

May 26, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

“If this motherfucker makes me address him as Oscar winner™ Leonardo DiCaprio one more damn time…” – that skinny model type riding next to Leonardo DiCatchAHo who is having the time of his life – Lainey Gossip

Bitches Got Sued: The Terry and Heather Dubrow Edition – Reality Tea

I see that Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid’s contract renegotiations may have broken down – Celebitchy

My eyes really don’t know where to settle on this picture of RiRi, so I’m just going to go ahead and settle them on that wheelchair access button – Drunken Stepfather

Okay, but does a human puppy wake your ass up in the middle of the night by digging on the bed and do they decide to take the messiest shit possible during the one walk you forget to bring a poop bag to? If the answer to both of those questions is no, then I may need to trade in my real dog for a human dog – Egotastic!

This rumor will come to such a shock to you that you will spit out the lawyer dick you’re sucking as payment for representation in your murder trial – The Superficial

Sophie Turner guessed that the X-Men movie she’s in would be the worst one. She’s slycic, obviously – IDLYITW

What in grandma’s Easter tablecloth HELL is Emilia Clarke wearing? – Popoholic

Goopy Paltrow and Chris Martin have finally finished up their divorce settlement. I wonder who got custody of Uncle Jay-Z? – HuffPo

An evil gay billionaire mogul is trying to destroy Gawker – Towleroad

Leona Lewis got a job as Grizabella in Cats on Broadway – Jezebel

Jose Canseco’s daughter got a job modeling swimsuits – Hollywood Tuna

Now that Lamar Odom’s storyline on Krapping Up the Kuntrashians is over, Khlozilla can finally file for divorce again – Starcasm

Nashville may live on – Just Jared

And I’m sure that the “Shit Shit Shit” remix of Adele’s song “Million Years Ago” is going to sell 3 million copies – Popsugar

Pic: Splash

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