Night Crumbs

May 19, 2016 / Posted by:

In case you were wondering, Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are still making sweet maple syrup love together and are still Canada’s runner-up royal couple behind Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, of course – Lainey GossipĀ 

The Baywatch movie is obviously going to sweep the Oscars, so I expect to see Zac Efron’s dick in it – Celebitchy

Heidi Klum’s nipples came out in Saint-Tropez – The Superficial

Adriana Lima’s dress looks like it’s covered with black licorice spiders – Drunken Stepfather

Because of this gorgeous look, I expect to see GG from Shahs of Sunset on Vogue’s best dress of the year list – Reality Tea

Nick Jonas took a break from going topless for the gays to go on Sesame Street Towleroad

Dr. Luke’s label is letting Kesha perform on the Billboard Awards after all – Jezebel

The Photoshop Awards: Kate Hudson in Shape magazine – Hollywood Tuna

Daddy Knowles earned that allowance – Popsugar

Michael Cera and Willow Smith made a song together, and I don’t know why it happened or how it happened, but it makes sense, because hipsters – Pajiba

Cara Delawhatever wore a bunch of ugly clothes in W MagazineThe Nip Slip

Sure, Jan – Starcasm

Bella Hadid looks like a 60s go-go dancer going to a business meeting and I’m into it – Popoholic

Leave it to flaming suppository Scott Isadick to fuck up the one (and really easy) job he had to do – HuffPo

Sir Mix-A-Lot FINALLY responded to Blake NotSoLively’s “Oakland Booty” comment – Just Jared

Pic: HBO

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