Night Crumbs

May 17, 2016 / Posted by:

“You know what’s awesome? I like wearing no shirt, but you have jeans on the bottom. It’s cool but it’s not” is just one of the beautiful lines of frat boy wisdom that came out of Gronk’s mouth during his interview with GQ. If Gronk’s words could be liquefied, they’d make an extra-powerful douche that would put Summer’s Eve out of business for good – Celebitchy

E!’s new scripted show The Arrangement should be titled The Couch Jumper, because it’s pretty much about Tommy Cruise and Katie Holmes’ contract marriage. I am all for it, but getting Michael Vartan to play the “David Miscavige” is just wrong. They should’ve cast a really bossy garden gnome instead – Lainey Gossip 

Julia Roberts does have a look in her eyes that says, “This one’s for you, Quentin Tarantino.” – Drunken Stepfather

Vicki Gunvalson’s new piece looks like Reno, NV’s fifth most popular Frankie Avalon impersonator – Reality Tea

Xtina thought that Hillary Clinton eye fucking her tits was awesome – The Superficial

Now that Kyle Richards has worn pointy shoulder pads, can the trend finally be taken out back and shot? – Popoholic

Krysten Ritter is giving me magician’s assistant glamour – Popoholic

The Backstreet Boys got into a hot tub with a bunch of their fans, and I don’t think that’s bubbles and foam in there… – SOW

Dr. Luke won’t let Kesha perform at the Billboard Music Awards, so basically he’s Ursula, because HER VOICE forever belongs to him – Jezebel

More of Gronk being Gronk – Towleroad

My 8-year-old self who asked my mom to only buy me lady villain action figures doesn’t understand this – Pajiba

Petra Nemcova brought the demure elegance by wearing sheer drapes as a top – Egotastic!

Chloe Grace Moretz’s dress looks like a really disorganized lingerie drawer – IDLYITW

I can’t wait for this movie about the dark side of the tickling fetish world. I bet that the evil mastermind who is bullying all those dudes turns out to be… Tickle Me Elmo! – OMG Blog

And here’s Leonardo DiCatchAHo getting on a piece in a club, because you haven’t seen that 4,342,123 times before – Popsugar

The woman who is suing Bill Cosby for allegedly drugging and assaulting her has pulled Hugh Hefner into the lawsuit – HuffPo

Pic: GQ

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