Night Crumbs
Here’s Idris Elba as The Gunslinger on the set of The Dark Tower. How many times do you think he heard a trick say, “You can stick me up with your loaded weapon anytime you want“? What’s that you say? Not once, because he probably doesn’t work with a bunch of hard-up, cheesy pervs like me? Yeah, that’s what I thought too – Lainey Gossip
I’m into Gwen Stefani’s “showgirl going hunting” outfit, but that dead skunk hair should’ve been left on the side of the road – Celebitchy
This election is so messed up that it’s got Wendell Pierce smacking up Bernie Sanders supporters – The Superficial
Chestica Simpson showed up and showed out on Saturday night – Drunken Stepfather
Two things: 1. Why was Jocelyn Wildenstein at Nicky Hilton’s baby shower? 2. That’s Jocelyn Wildenstein next to Nicky, right? – Reality Tea
An L.A. meteorologist was told to cover up on air, and I’m surprised they didn’t also hand her an apron and tell her to get back into the kitchen, woman! – Towleroad
Beyonce is the new Kathie Lee Gifford – Jezebel
Things that should’ve stayed in the 90s: that top Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber’s new enemy is wearing – Popoholic
No. – Hollywood Tuna
The cement-faced woman got a brand new mug thanks to Botched – OMG Blog
Harley Quinn and the ladies of DC are getting their own spin-off movie – Pajiba
The Flip or Flop dude says that the house auctions are real. Yeah, real fake and re-enacted on a sound stage with paid actors. You can’t fool me, HGTV! – Starcasm
The teaser trailer for Fox’s Rocky Horror Picture Show butchery is out and it makes Glee’s RHPS episode look like an authentic recreation of the original – HuffPo
St. Angie Jolie had words to say about Donald Trump (aka Jon Voight’s homeboy) and his proposed ban on Muslims entering the country – Just Jared
Our Lady of Cheetos and Our Lord of Socks With Sandals reunited at their kids’ soccer game – Popsugar
The meaning of true love is restored, because Orlando Bloom motorboated (probably) Katy Perry on a yacht – IDLYITW
Pic: Bauer Griffin