Night Crumbs
Kristen Stewart’s ex Soko is also at Cannes to promote some movie. And Soko is totally showing Kristen Stewart what she’s missing out on by dressing like the ghost of a Victorian era circus showgirl – Lainey Gossip
Kendull Jenner’s Harper’s Bazaar spread shows what a versatile model she is. I mean, she gives us two kinds of dead eyes in that spread – Drunken Stepfather
Jeff Lewis of Flipping Out better name his daughter Zoila Jr. or I will never watch that show again! – Reality Tea
Yes, I believe that Sharon Osbourne is a stunt master extraordinaire, but I also believe that Ozzy Osbourne probably sticks his dick in anything that moves. Which is why if you’re ever around him, you should make like a gourd and stand really still – Celebitchy
Leonardo DiCatchAHo managed to find a 20-something blond model he hasn’t dicked yet – The Superficial
“What would Punky Brewster wear if she went to a gay pride parade?” is probably the question that Converse’s designers asked themselves before designing their new pride sneakers – Towleroad
Charlotte McKinney and her chichis went jogging and by that I mean Charlotte McKinney fake jogged for the paps – Hollywood Tuna
Gigi Hadid shows you what to do when you don’t have a shirt to wear but have two blue napkins – Popoholic
Supergirl got moved to The CW where it probably belongs – Pajiba
Lady CaCa denies that she’s co-starring in Dionne Warwick’s biopic, Dionne Warwick claims that Lady CaCa will be in it. I just hope that this mess leads to Dionne saying to CaCa, “I’ve got your number, hussy!” – Just Jared
Once a dick, always a dick: The Nathan Fillion edition – SOW
James McAvoy is single now – Popsugar
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