Night Crumbs

May 9, 2016 / Posted by:

As the world mourned the end of the hipster lesbian union between Kristen Stewart and SoKo, SoKo may have accused KStew of passing her untrue poon to another while they were together. Well, if that’s true, then at least Kristen Stewart is getting somewhat better at cheating. Because at least this time we didn’t see paparazzi pictures of her getting her chocha box eaten by her side piece in a parked MINI Cooper   – Lainey Gossip 

The shitty Batman v. Superman reviews were humiliating for Ben Affleck and made him unhappy. Cry more, Ben, because I saw Batman v. Superman and afterward I felt humiliated by the fact that I paid money for that shit – Celebitchy

Jessica Jones is in a two piece – Drunken Stepfather

So is JLo…. – The Superficial 

And David Cassidy’s daughter too – Hollywood Tuna

Sadly, Ozzy Osbourne isn’t in a two piece, but he did resurface with a stunning bitch by his side – Just Jared

Kim Zolciak, a trick whose skin is made of wax and probably Photoshops nearly every one of her Instagram pictures, is selling a skincare line to humans – Reality Tea 

Another symptom of chronic Lyme disease: It’ll turn you into the kind of scat queen who wants to serve your own shit to your dad on a silver platter – Jezebel

Why didn’t Shia LaBeouf think of this?! – Towleroad

Will the Academy just throw another Oscar at Jared Leto so he can shut the fuck up already? – OMG Blog

The Instagram Filter Awards: Lindsay Lohan in a bathing suit – Popoholic

Brie Larson is getting married – HuffPo

Jennifer Lawrence punched Sophie Turner in the cooch once – Popsugar

Selena Gomez grabbing and crumpling up a “Marry Justin Please” sign at her show was totally not a staged stunt – IDLYITW

Kate Hudson covered a Prince song and it surprise, it wasn’t awful – The Frisky

Chrissy Teigen had a baby 3 seconds ago and looks like this – SOW

Pic: Splash

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