Night Crumbs

I’m into Radiohead’s new reaaaaaaaaally long song and video, but I’m wondering when exactly did Thom Yorke start to look like a hungry and homeless Willie Nelson? – The Frisky

It’s Friday and what this Friday really needs is Michael B. Jordan’s hard nips in a sweater – Lainey Gossip 

“Keep your eyes forward, keep your eyes forward, don’t look at The Nanny’s ass, don’t look at The Nanny’s ass…” – Ben Affleck in that picture of he and his family in Paris – Celebitchy

Hide yo jellybeans, Kelly Bensimon may be going back to the Real Drunk Wrecks of New York City – Reality Tea 

Kristen Wiig is either kissing on her shirtless piece in Hawaii or she’s trying to knock water out of his ear – The Superficial 

“That bitch belongs in a trash can instead,” thought Ariel Winter after seeing this picture of Chloe Grace Moretz in InStyle UK – Drunken Stepfather

If I play Ariana Grande Latte’s song backwards, I’m sure I’ll hear her chant, “Down with donuts! Down with America! Praise Satan!” – Towleroad

NO = Emma Roberts with a hair full of ginger – Popoholic

I don’t know what’s more offensive: The girl Power Rangers wearing wedges (not even Lucite heels) or their outfits looking like they were made with parts recycled from Iron Man’s suit – OMG Blog

I am all for the Cats movie if Grumpy Cat plays Grizabella – Jezebel

Um, Olivia Culpo is obviously following Madge’s lead and showing her nalgas as a political statement – Hollywood Tuna 

“It’s Sharon Stone, Bitch” is so bad that it makes me want to cleanse my palate with “Bitch, I’m Madonna” – SOW

If Castle doesn’t get dropped in the shit can, Nathan Fillion will be back – Just Jared

Jessica Simpson is giving me “bored housewife taking sexy pics for her husband who’s away on business” – Popsugar

“Take off your chonies!” is what I screamed while scrolling down this post and if that doesn’t sum up how desperate I am, I don’t know what does – The Berry