Night Crumbs

April 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Because of these pap pictures, a rumor that Diane Kruger is knocked up was born. She’s probably not growing a baby in her body, but if she is, that fetus is having a good old time getting drunk on tequila. But who cares about that! Let’s get into Joshua Jackson looking like the kind of smelly dirt bag whose got crap underneath his finger nails, uses his spit as lube and will guzzle down a Natty Ice while hitting it from the back. I’ve never been more attracted to Pacey in my life! – Lainey Gossip

Kenya Moore should drink some of that shower water since she’s obviously thirsty as hell – Reality Tea

Speaking of thirsty bitches, Dean McDermott re-proposed to Tori Spelling with a ring they supposedly can’t afford during a trip to Paris they supposedly can’t afford either. On another note, HER FACE! – Celebitchy

These staged bikini pictures of a pregnant Megan Fox lack the naturalness and organic charisma of her last staged bikini photo shoot – Drunken Stepfather

I think that Prince turned down The Fifth Element because he didn’t want to wear a costume that made it look like he was shitting out a Muppet head. That would ruin his sexy – The Superficial  

Jennifer Hudson and Harvey Fierstein are doing Hairspray Live!Jezebel

In my mind, Phoebe Price is preparing for the reboot of A League Of Their Own WWTDD

Nick Jonas and Demi Lovato pulled out of North Carolina too – Towleroad

Be still my heart, I think I’ve fallen in love with another natural rose from England! – Hollywood Tuna 

Kate Beckinsale’s top says, “bedtime,” her skirt says, “Dancing with the Has-Beens rehearsal,” and her shoes say, “my tia at the club” – Popoholic

I feel like I type these words every other week: Jessica Alba is in a bikini again – The Nip Slip 

Saturday Night Live thinks they can make Saturday Night Live better by getting rid of some commercial breaks – Pajiba

Kelly Clarkson’s baby looks like this – HuffPo

Jaden Smith is serving up a dash of Michael Jackson, a tablespoon of Fresh Prince and 10 cups of UGH – Just Jared 

Kevin Jonas put his peen in Danielle Jonas for a second time and by “put his peen in Danielle Jonas” I mean jacked into a plastic cup – Popsugar

This dog is my nightmare dog – The Berry 

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