Hot Slut Of The Day!

The hot grandma in a two-piece teaching you how to get into a dinghy boat!

I actually found myself on a boat on a lake this weekend and I didn’t go swimming or anything, because the water was colder than Nicole Kidman queefing into a freezer. I also didn’t go into the water, because the boat didn’t have a ladder. So if I jumped into the water, I’d have to use the upper body strength that doesn’t exist in my arms to pull myself back up onto the boat. Fuck that, I chose to stay on the boat where the only physical activity my body suffered through was lifting the plastic cup full of vodka and fruit punch to my mouth.

But yesterday when I watched this video at VVV of a silver lady fox in a bikini demonstrating how to get back on a small dinghy boat, it gave me hope. Watching someone get on a dinghy boat can look like Mini-Me trying to butt sex CoCo. You know, they hold on and try to throw their leg over but keep falling off. The hot grandma in a bikini came up with an easier way that speaks to me. All you have to do is hold onto the dinghy handles (I can do that), throw your legs up (I can do that too) and pull until your b-hole is saluting the sun (I can really do that) and boom! You’re on. Sure, you’ll have a bunch of fish shit up in your nose, but you’ll be on the boat.

Okay, no, I still can’t do that.

The lady shooting the video says that it’s going to get like a thousand hits on YouTube. She was right. It did get 1,000 hits plus 609,000 hits, as of this morning. I hope this video going viral leads to one of the presidential candidates making her their VP, because she has all the answers!