Night Crumbs

April 19, 2016 / Posted by:

Suri Cruise turned 10 years old in NYC yesterday while Tommy Cruise was off in London filming something. Tommy has reportedly not seen Suri in a while, but I’m sure her sent her a loving text message that read, “Happy human birthday, you adorable little SP, you!” – Lainey Gossip 

Bella Hadid looks like a soulless deer caught in the headlights in W Korea – The Nip Slip 

Let The Porn Iguana twerk a serving of reptile elegance into your eyes – Drunken Stepfather

I miss the time (5 seconds ago) when I was pure and innocent and didn’t read Subway Jared’s disgusting tweets – The Superficial 

Stana Katic checked out of Castle because she hates Nathan Fillion and his diva ways, allegedly – Celebitchy

The lady with the Fix-A-Flat face is going to be on Botched next season – Reality Tea 

The Hoff wants his ex to stop hassling The Hoff for $21,000 a month – IDLYITW

Erika Jayne giving you Baby Spice as possessed by the spirit of one of Nicki Minaj’s wigs – Jezebel

La’Porsha Renae is still backpedalling like the rent was due last week and she needs those pink dollars bad – Towleroad

Elizabeth Banks as Rita Repulsa looks more like an alien Poison Ivy. I kind of want to wrap her in rolling papers and smoke her up – Pajiba

Haven’t we all been that clumsy ball boy before? – Hollywood Tuna 

Chrissy Teigen’s newborn baby looks like a newborn baby – Popsugar

Jessica Biel looks like she’s wearing the adult version of a toddler’s Easter jacket from the 60s – Popoholic

Jon Snow’s nalgas look like this – OMG Blog 

This lemur is way too high maintenance – The Berry 

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