Night Crumbs
Suri Cruise turned 10 years old in NYC yesterday while Tommy Cruise was off in London filming something. Tommy has reportedly not seen Suri in a while, but I’m sure her sent her a loving text message that read, “Happy human birthday, you adorable little SP, you!” – Lainey Gossip
Bella Hadid looks like a soulless deer caught in the headlights in W Korea – The Nip Slip
Let The Porn Iguana twerk a serving of reptile elegance into your eyes – Drunken Stepfather
I miss the time (5 seconds ago) when I was pure and innocent and didn’t read Subway Jared’s disgusting tweets – The Superficial
Stana Katic checked out of Castle because she hates Nathan Fillion and his diva ways, allegedly – Celebitchy
The lady with the Fix-A-Flat face is going to be on Botched next season – Reality Tea
The Hoff wants his ex to stop hassling The Hoff for $21,000 a month – IDLYITW
Erika Jayne giving you Baby Spice as possessed by the spirit of one of Nicki Minaj’s wigs – Jezebel
La’Porsha Renae is still backpedalling like the rent was due last week and she needs those pink dollars bad – Towleroad
Elizabeth Banks as Rita Repulsa looks more like an alien Poison Ivy. I kind of want to wrap her in rolling papers and smoke her up – Pajiba
Haven’t we all been that clumsy ball boy before? – Hollywood Tuna
Chrissy Teigen’s newborn baby looks like a newborn baby – Popsugar
Jessica Biel looks like she’s wearing the adult version of a toddler’s Easter jacket from the 60s – Popoholic
Jon Snow’s nalgas look like this – OMG Blog
This lemur is way too high maintenance – The Berry