Night Crumbs
Jennifer Lawrence wore nip pads to CinemaCon yesterday and that’s great and everything but why in the hell does Chris Pratt look like he’s about to serve us a barbecued turkey leg and beans in an iron pot at a Knott’s Berry Farm restaurant? – The Superficial
Blake NotSoLively is probably growing another artisanal fetus in her womb – Lainey Gossip
Excuse me as I flick myself in the eyes for thinking this was a vintage picture of Cher – Drunken Stepfather
Robert Downey Jr. was at the Captain America: Civil War premiere looking about as confident as a bitch who is about to be 30 zillion dollars richer after his newest superhero movie opens next month – Celebitchy
Kim Zolciak needs to renovate her wigs before she renovates houses – Reality Tea
The power of the Stone! Sharon Stone got some movie to switch locations after she refused to film in Mississippi while their anti-LGBT law exists – Towleroad
Selena Gomez is kind of giving me cleaned-up G-rated Black Snake Moan in this shoot for GQ – Popoholic
Dora the Explorer got suspended from school for vaping. The worst part is, she was vaping caramel flavored water. SICK! Poor Dora probably would’ve smoked the good shit if that puta she cannot stand didn’t lose her stash (that reference will only make sense to those of you who have seen this) – Jezebel
Amber Heard was at some premiere last night when she should be in an Australian prison cell for Yorkie smuggling – Hollywood Tuna
Something called a Post Malone did what millions have wanted to do for years: choke Justin Bieber – OMG Blog
Debby Ryan got busted for DUI, and just like, a new ginger Disney mess may have emerged… – HuffPo
A standalone Battfleck movie is happening, because duh – IDLYITW
Nobody bother Jenny McCarthy tonight because she’ll be busy rubbing a few out to this Robert De Niro interview – Starcasm
PRUUUUUUUUUUUNE – The Berry
You know you’re hard-up when you look at a picture of Samuel L. Jackson getting cupped and search for his ass crack – SOW
Justin Theroux’s nips are happy to see you – Popsugar
Kimmy Schmidt is knocked up – Just Jared
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