Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 11, 2016 / Posted by:

You know, I was going to use this for the CAPTION THIS contest today, but well, it’s Monday again. And when Monday hits, aren’t we all just a drunk dude in an ugly-as-shit shirt and loafers taking a nap in the filthy and sticky ass bathroom of a dive bar in Columbia, SC?

Three of the UK’s most distinguished literary journals, The Sun, The Mirror and The Daily Star all posted this picture from Reddit┬áthat was taken at Pavlov’s in Columbia, SC.┬áNo, the dude isn’t one of those kinky golden shower lovers who gets the full-body tingles from lying in a urinal as he gets pissed on. (“Tell me more about that...” – R. Kelly.) The Redditor who posted this mess captioned it with the words, “College done not so right,” so dude is probably just a college student who decided to sleep off the drunks in a cozy urinal trough. He’s as good at picking nap places as he is at picking shirts to wear out in public. I’ve been so wasted that I’ve done some fucked-up shit (examples: watch an Adam Sandler movie, eat the tacos at Jack In The Box, download an Ariana Grande Latte song, etc…), but I’ve never been wasted to the point that a piss bin seems like a wonderful sleeping place to me. Although, it was probably warm….

And with that, I welcome everyone to this ugly, ugly Monday!

Pic: Reddit

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