Night Crumbs

“Shit, these paparazzi are totally taking a picture of my bad side. And thank God that Mami JLo can’t read minds or she’d totally dock my allowance for cursing.” – Casper Smart while kissing his sugar mami JLo goodbye at LAX last night – Lainey Gossip 

Things that Johnny Depp hates more than bathing: His 16-year-old daughter dating a 24-year-old – Celebitchy

You can almost hear Bella Thorne thinking to herself, “And a one..two…three..FLASH!” – The Superficial

Okay, but does the white guy who won American Idol play guitar? – Reality Tea 

Please tell me Taylor Swift’s cats did that to her jeans because they got sick of her taking their pictures for Instagram likes – Popoholic

I don’t hate Carly Rae Jepsen’s video for “Boy Problems” and I just admitted that out loud – Towleroad

Bitch Went Down (Again): The Demi Lovato Edition – IDLYITW

Walking to your car in front of the paps every day does an ass good – Drunken Stepfather

My teenage hero – Boy Culture

Cameron Diaz is either trying to pop a zit on the sly or she’s flipping a trick off – Celebslam

Demi Lovato vs. Stalker Sarah – Just Jared

Behold, Hilary Duff’s Glamour Shot!  – The Berry 

And yet, the off-tempo version of  Smash Mouth’s “All-Star” makes more sense than the original – HuffPo

Here’s Miranda Kerr giving you “mah neck is cold, but mah midriff is hot” – Hollywood Tuna 

It’s disappointing that Aaron Paul doesn’t have a front license plate that reads: BIITCH – Moe Jackson

I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it aaaand I’d hit it – Popsugar

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