Night Crumbs

April 5, 2016 / Posted by:

Because the current face of kitty litter Katherine Heigl is a self-absorbed blond actress who thinks her life is better than yours, she has a lifestyle blog about ranch life in Utah. This is a beautiful gift from the Internet Gods and I, for one, hope that Katherine Heigl goes full Katherine Heigl in her posts, because ever since died a quick death, we’ve all been hungry for another ridiculous lifestyle blog to roll our eyes at   – Lainey Gossip 

Mischa Barton and her “wood block with a stick up its wooden ass” dancing skills were finally put out of their misery on Dancing with the Has-BeensJezebel

In case you were wondering, yes, LeAnn Rimes is still seven kinds of annoying – Celebitchy

In case you missed it, here’s Peter Dinklage in a Winnie the Pooh costume – The Superficial 

What in the name of a porn parody Storm is Rita Ora wearing? – Drunken Stepfather

Sonja Morgan has declared that her booze-guzzling days are over – Reality Tea 

This Taylor Swift wax figure just ate whatever was left of my soul with its eyes – Hollywood Tuna 

Crispy Ronaldo was hit with some homophobic shit at a football game – Towleroad

I never thought I’d ever type these words, but my loins just felt things for Silver Fox Bradley WhitfordPajiba

Some Teen Mom trick got the Justin Bieber special and now looks like the Great Value version of the Twins from The MatrixStarcasm

Seems 100% legit – OMG Blog

Brian Dunkleman will make his long-awaited return to American IdolHuffPo

Kerry Washington is not here for the way that AdWeek made her look like Not Kerry Washington – Just Jared 

This puppy is totally high – The Berry 

If you haven’t had enough servings of Vitamin D today, get into the cheese that Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik served up in VoguePopsugar

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