Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Bringing You More Pantyhose Elegance

April 3, 2016 / Posted by:

Right before Easter, Michael brought a true miracle to our attentionMariah Carey walking on her own! We said praise be, cried, shouted out our devotion and knelt before the true queen of all that is pink, sparkly and of questionable taste. Even more miraculous were the semi-matte shine opaque pantyhose that may or may not have given her the ability to cross the pavement like the goddess she is. Well, now Mimi has blessed us all with even more panty elegance.

The Butterfly Empress instagrammed this adorable snap of her in Sweden. It’s pretty cold up there so that’s probably why she’s wearing a dark semi-sheer hose instead of a nude opaque. And probably why she had to keep her Hello Kitty covered up extra warm with a silky satin pair of demure little undies OVER the pantyhose. Take note, guys, this is how its done. Evening glamour is a subtle flash of leg, cloaked in a mystery topped off with a slightly naughty shimy shammy. I’d also be remiss were I not to mention the elegant gown she’s wearing. It’s the perfect length for anyone who may at any moment take flight to join her pixie fairy sisters in dancing with the butterflies and collecting honey dew drop jewels to then place upon their breasts. The next time someone tells you magic isn’t real, show them this picture. These tights even allowed her to tippy-toe up some stairs! Blessed! All of us, blessed!

Pic: Mariah Carey’s Instagram

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