Night Crumbs

March 18, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

Pap hater Kristen Stewart taught her rejected Rugrats character of a girlfriend well, I see! – Celebitchy

Blake NotSoLively is in a movie where it looks like she plays shark bait and that’s pretty fitting since she has the acting skills of a dead fish – Lainey Gossip

Christina Milian should’ve taken just one more bikini selfie, because I don’t think the 5,000 she already took was enough – Celebitchy

One of the Teen Moms (not Backdoor Farrah) checked into a treatment center for anxiety – Reality Tea

Oh here go hell come, Pimp Mama Kris has found a way to make skinny klones of her hos – The Superficial

Bitch Got Banned: The Manny Pacquiao Edition – Towleroad

Ashley Benson did the crotch shot blocking maneuver while getting out of her SUV – Popoholic

Behold, the masterpiece that will sweep the Emmys – Pajiba

JLo looks like a giant roll of Smarties dipped in glitter – Hollywood Tuna

The company that makes the waist trainers the Kartrashians whore out on Instagram got sued, because guess what, they didn’t work – Jezebel

The producers of the Gilmore Girls didn’t ask Melissa McCarthy to be in the reboot, because they thought she was too busy and when they finally did ask, she really was too busy – Starcasm

Dylan O’Brien of the Maze Runner got hit by a car while shooting the sequel – HuffPo

Presenting…your mom’s threesome fantasy – SOW

Knocked up celeb tricks, take note, this is how a naked pregnant shoot is done – The Berry

A baby has moved into Candice Swanepoel’s body – Just Jared

And a baby has moved out of Andrew Keegan’s girlfriend’s body – Popsugar

WEEKEND PROGRAMMING NOTE: Martin will be out this Sunday, so Dlisted’s resident guest blogger and fellow drunk wreck J. Harvey is filling in.

Pic: Wenn.com

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