Night Crumbs
Jessica Alba’s The Honest Company has once again been accused of being the opposite of honest. A chemical her company claimed wasn’t in any of their laundry detergents was found in their laundry detergents. Let’s hope that this all blows over and nothing becomes of it. Because if she’s sued and loses everything, she may have to go back to “acting” and we don’t deserve that – Lainey Gossip
Ellie Goulding may quit music next year. No word on when she’ll quit injecting insulin foam into her lips – Celebitchy
“You need to shut your mouth, Porsha. If there’s not a dick in it you don’t know what you’re saying” and other nonsensical jewels from the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion trailer – Reality Tea
Michael Lohan is only saying good things about Lindsay Lohan’s new Russian sugar sonny, which means that Russian sugar sonny probably stuffed a wad of cash between his man tits – The Superficial
Dangerous toddler (see: her assault on donuts) released a song called “Dangerous Woman” – Towleroad
What in Rhoda at a clown party HELL is Selena Gomez wearing? – Popoholic
Bella Thorne giving you call girl ad glamour in something called VVV Magazine – Hollywood Tuna
The pride of West Covina, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, got renewed! – Popsugar
When is Shirtless Friday going to be ShirtAndChoniesLess Friday? – The Berry
If only the Pulitzer Prize wasn’t only for American publications, because The Sun deserves one for that Madonna headline alone – Boy Culture
And now I suddenly want to see a Sally Field and Stephen Colbert porn – SOW
Bristol Palin and her second baby father got joint custody of their baby – Starcasm
My own chihuahua has put on his mourning veil, because one of his own, Bruiser Woods from the Legally Blonde movies has died at the age of 18. Goodnight, sweet prince. – Just Jared
