Night Crumbs
Bless the stylist who crimped up and spiraled up Beyonce’s weave last night. If only they went all the way with the 80s glamour by taking a heart-shaped flat iron to it – Lainey Gossip
Okay, but what kind of half-assed homemade Sharpie t-shirt is Katy Perry wearing? – The Superficial
Morgan Freeman, like the world, is going “errrrr” over Ben Affleck’s Batman – Celebitchy
Here’s Joanna Krupa bringing awareness to Joanna Krupa, I mean to cruelty in the wool industry – Drunken Stepfather
Because you really wanted to know, Ramona Singer got some dick in Florida – Reality Tea
I’m gayer than a Care Bear’s unicorn taint tattoo, and even I would get weirded out if a stranger man touched my hand on an escalator. Unless the stranger man was Prince Hot Ginge and he was about to propose – Towleroad
Dakota Fanning should keep those bedazzled fat worm brows because they are the look – Hollywood Tuna
Important question: Why are the paps following Amanda Seyfried when they should be following her world-famous dog instead?! – Popoholic
Brit Brit Spears serving FACE, and yes, the FACE looks nothing like Brit Brit Spears, but she’s serving it – OMG Blog
Sarah Paulson is in love with Holland Taylor, but don’t call her a gayelle – Popsugar
After reading about Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi’s first “date,” I’m shocked that their pure and genuine love didn’t last forever – WWTDD
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are officially a thing now – HuffPo
The Foo Fighters didn’t break up – Pajiba
Damn, Courtney Stodden is selfish – The Berry
BREAKING: Kendull Jenner wore a blond wig and Gigi Hadid wore a brown wig – Just Jared
Mama June is in the hospital and I pray the cafeteria serves sketti sauce – Starcasm
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