Night Crumbs
Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s Pussy Posse has rebranded itself as “The Wolf Pack” and they declared it at the Vanity Fair Oscar party while howling together. The Wolf Pack? How very Twatlight of their asses. But I think a better name would be: The “We’re Too Old To Be Calling Our Group Of Friends A Douchey Nickname” Club – Lainey Gossip
IN THIS ECONOMY, even trophy wives of billionaires have to recycle their dresses – Celebitchy
Levi Johnston may put his Alaskan crotch stick on display in Playgirl. I’d be into it if the year was 2009. Who am I fooling? Dick is involved. I’m still into it – The Superficial
Miley Cyrus shopped for clothes while looking like a bottom tier truck stop hooker from the 70s, and that has to be one of the most demure ensembles she’s worn in a while – Drunken Stepfather
Just when I was starting to think that maybe I drink too much, I watched the rabid, drunk, desperate hyenas in the new Real Housewives of New York City trailer and I suddenly didn’t feel so bad – Reality Tea
Andrew Rannells looks more like a “Janice” to me, but I’ve still got the image of Matthew Morrison humping him while calling him “Renee” – Towleroad
Ugh, I wish Mary Carey was running for president. I’d totally vote for her, because she knows what this country really needs: more exquisite Lucite heels – Hollywood Tuna
Alexandra Daddy-O is no Yasmine Bleeth – Popoholic
When I read the headline “Reese Witherspoon’s Camel Toe Picked Up Coffee,” I expected to see pictures of Laura Jeanne Poon’s poon carrying a Venti latte. I didn’t. And now I’m disappointed – The Nip Slip
There will be a second season of Making A Murderer – Jezebel
Erin Andrews testified that her employer ESPN wouldn’t let her go back to work until she talked about her stalker in an interview – Starcasm
Zayn Malik’s hair finally went back to black – Popsugar
Presenting…the adorable version of Pumkin and New York’s fight on Flavor of Love – The Berry
No wonder the Oscars’ fashion show was a tacky bore. The real graceful swans with taste were at the 100 Stars viewing party – Egotastic!
Jennifer Garner is able to say curse words like “fuck.” I didn’t know that was possible – Just Jared
DREAM JOB ALERT – OMG Blog
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