Night Crumbs
Peggy Siegal, a publicist and Oscar strategist, claims that Leonardo DiCatchAHo asked her last year, “When am I going to win? I’ve had four nominations.” I swear, when he wins next weekend, I will be disappointed if he doesn’t come onstage with an officiant who will marry him and his Oscar in front of everyone – Lainey Gossip
In case you were wondering, Tila Tequila hasn’t been put in a straitjacket yet, because she’s still tweeting…unless she’s tweeting with her nose – The Superficial
Who wouldn’t use their fame to get some alone time with Wang? – Celebitchy
And I’m sure that sometime during the flight, Brandi Glanville went back to being Brandi Glanville by saying really loud, “Who ordered the rotten kipper?” – Reality Tea
Yes, Wonky McValtrex still dresses like a spoiled 12-year-old girl – Drunken Stepfather
Brendan Jordan, the legendary poser who blew glitter into the eyes of the Internet, has come out as gender fluid – Towleroad
Here’s human drool stain Kristen Stewart in coochie cutters, probably wishing she could just dance dance dance! – The Nip Slip
Why is Jessica Biel dressed like an American Girl doll? – Popoholic
Kylie Minogue and Galavant are getting married – Popsugar
It’s once again nice to see that the costume designers of Modern Family keep recycling Peggy Bundy’s old clothes – Hollywood Tuna
The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has a season 2 teaser trailer and here it is – The Berry
The Rock and Kevin Hart are hosting the MTV Movie Awards, which still happen for some reason – SOW
An island in Canada will gladly accept Americans who want to quit this bitch if Jabba the Trump becomes President Jabba the Trump – Pajiba
You know that country star every trick was getting moist and hard for during the Grammys? This is what his nipples look like – Boy Culture
FYI: Caitlyn Jenner gets more hate thrown at her for being a Republican than trans – Just Jared
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