Night Crumbs

February 17, 2016 / Posted by:

Three people who were mad about the Super Bowl halftime show showed up to an anti-Beyonce protest outside of NFL headquarters. How pathetic!  That’s even less people than the audience at a Michelle Williams concert (and yes, this is coming from a trick whose favorite Child of Destiny is Michelle. Okay, actually Farrah is my favorite.)  – Lainey Gossip 

Oh, silly Goopy Paltrow. Doesn’t she know that quinoa is OVER? It’s all about organic gluten-free brown farro now. She should save herself more embarrassment and delete that – The Superficial 

This is what it would look like if a rainbow jizzed all over Crispy Ronaldo – Towleroad

It’s Charlotte Ross, star of my favorite short-lived masterpiece of 1999 Beggars and ChoosersJust Jared

I see that Gigi Hadid has been going through JLo’s dirty laundry basket – Drunken Stepfather

No to Lydia going back to Real Housewives of Orange County. But YES to her mom joining those wax hyenas – Reality Tea 

FYI: Kaley Cuoco’s publicist wants you to think she’s getting on that country dude everyone got horny over during the Grammys – Celebitchy

Reasons #4,567,999 for why Adele is the best: She let her son dress as Not Elsa from FrozenThe Berry 

Contrary to everyone and their mother tweeting the news, Big Ang is not dead, but keep your prayer candles out, because she’s not doing well – Just Jared

My mom looked so much better in Hailey Baldwin’s jeans when she wore them first in 1982 – Popoholic

I think I’ve seen Blake NotSoLively’s dress before. But the last time I saw it, it was a shower curtain at Crate and Barrel – Popsugar

Julianne Hough isn’t going to be a judge on Dancing with the Has-Beens next season – SOW

I don’t know who Greyston Holt is, but that won’t keep me from looking at his bare nalgas – OMG Blog 

Nina Dobrev and her dude broke up – IDLYITW

The moment when The Late Late Show turned into a Japanese game show – Pajiba

I love that Carlton Banks shit all over Scott Disick, but 98% of the tricks on DWTS are “not stars” – HuffPo

Note: The CAPTION THIS contest is taking the night off and will be back tomorrow!

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