Night Crumbs
ICYMI: Hamilton performed on the Grammys last night. I wish CBS canceled the Grammys and showed Hamilton in its entirety instead. Because it would’ve been a zillion more times entertaining and I wouldn’t have to find a way to make a first born so I can trade it in for tickets to Hamilton on Broadway – Lainey Gossip
Jessica Simpson looks like a Texas truck stop stripper and I’m into it – Drunken Stepfather
Beyonce’s Grammys outfit looks more like an Illuminati christening gown than a wedding dress to me – Celebitchy
I see that Kanye West fell for the “Nigerian prince scam” – The Superficial
I’m a little disappointed that Kyle Richards isn’t wearing a black leather kaftan in these pictures – Reality Rea
Dakota Johnson’s face is telling me she’s gotta fart and queef at the same time and is trying to hold it together – Popoholic
Gigi Hadid is in Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition and Yolanda Foster is never ever going to stop bragging about it – IDLYITW
I haven’t watched The Simpsons in a while, but I will watch the live episode, because it’s probably going to be a meeeeeessss – Pajiba
Jimmy Kimmel’s newest mean tweets must have been shot centuries ago because many of them don’t look like that anymore, and also, the Mumford & Sons one deserves a Pulitzer – Towleroad
Vanessa Hudgens ruined nature. I am not exaggerating when I say: SEND THE TRICK TO THE CHOKEY! – Jezebel
Throwback Panty Creamer of the Day: Will Wikle from Big Brother – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Panty Creamer of the Day II: Charlie Hunnam in sweats – Just Jared
Nicole Scherzinger’s face is looking different… or maybe her eyebrow situation just needs to be synchronized – Hollywood Tuna
This video makes complete sense after I tell you that a Nickelback song started playing on the speakers right before that pooch ran for the door – The Berry
Kindergarten Cop 2 really does look like the bootleg version of the original Kindergarten Cop – HuffPo
Kanye West has taught North West well – Popsugar
Rest in peace, Henry Warnimont – Variety
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